@kyle_thatisall: My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral.
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@ConanOBrien: This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.
@UncleDuke1969: Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once.