@Rockenden: My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake.
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@aspiringtoucan: ME: whats our policy on dogs in the office BOSS: no dogs ME: [about to hand over my dog's resume but I pull it back just in time] haha duh
@sarousti: She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???
@ericsshadow: Went to Costco for eggs. Walked out with a toaster oven, an 80 inch 4K TV, minus 1 child and no eggs.
@Birdhumms: I got run over by a bus once but yes yes you're right, there's nothing worse than a paper cut!