@Rockenden: My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake.
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@hippieswordfish: *swallows pride* *reads the label* 'this pride may contain nuts* oh no *swells with pride*
@ScaryMommy: In marriage, there are two conversations: The one you think you're having and the one your husband hears.
@MartinPilgrim1: A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me.