@darksidedeb: #MyIdeaOfKinky is sending you a picture of me in my bra.
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@squirrel74wkgn: I'm a 40 yr old man sitting at a Café with my eyes closed, squirting packets of mayo from under the table at the window as people walk by.
@HTownHarold: Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I'm now being asked to audition for Riverdance.
@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.