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@RobotThomas: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.....
BRO [jumping into car]: GO
ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist
B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag
M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail
@WhoToldYou2: "Be the change you want to see in the world."
*Morphs into a kitten
@Adar79Angie: You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance.
@TheAlexNevil: All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex.
@KimmyMonte: *walks into Good Will*
Hi yes, I'd like to trade my friend Will in for a better one.