@dumbbeezie: Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush
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@Parker_Simpson: this Holiday Inn has their flag at half mast...I'm assuming one of their guests died overnight
@SteveKoehler22: Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments.
@Ideal_Victoria: Him: how about we finish dinner and you can show me your bedroom Me: why wait? *pulls out cellphone and flips through photos of my room*
@TheCatWhisprer: *wife grabs my wrist as I go overboard* Her: You're... slipping... Me: Pretend I'm the covers. *she easily pulls me to safety with one arm*