@dlockw21: Name dog. Call dog every derivative of that name but the actual name.
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@Book_Krazy: Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828
@NoticablyBacon: The most confusing thing about living with a girl is how much hair they shed. How does her hair look so good? How isnt she bald?
@AndrewNadeau0: If a Transformer died could you just use it’s body as a regular car? Like, respectfully tho.
@TheTweetOfGod: People who call the Bible a fairy tale forget that in fairy tales everyone lives happily ever after.