@dlockw21: Name dog. Call dog every derivative of that name but the actual name.
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@hazelmotes1: Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know.
@juliussharpe: I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight.
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@t0shiba: I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?