@stevevsninjas: Named my band Scheduled for Demolition so whenever it appears on a marquee, confused people write angry letters to the city council.
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@nyax6: Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM.
@cravin4: Went over todo list for fishing vaca, Noticed wife put "WTF" aside "B Plug". Had to explain, the "Boat Plug" keeps the water out of the boat
@ibid78: "You thinkin what I'm thinkin?" "That we should dance our way out of this street fight?" "Wait what?" "No time! Break on 8! And a 5 6 7 8."
@BindzBrain: The last 3 minutes of any podcast could all be confessions to murder and we'd never know