@timdonakowski: Naming your child “Roger” is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio.
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@Sassafrantz: When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
@ThoughtOtter: Welcome to anxiety club, I really hope more people show up. Maybe there was a terrible accident and everyone that was coming is now dead
@Rhythms_n_Booze: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Honestly I'm so shit faced I have no idea.