@StephenBCramer: Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat.
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@NurseMurderer: If a party with all dudes is called a "sausage fest", I request that we start calling all girl parties "taco time".
@Vodkantots: Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity.
@realHamOnWry: *sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages.
@bobvulfov: what scared me at age 8: -quicksand -snakes -boat scene from willy wonka what scares me now: -dying alone -boat scene from willy wonka