@StephenBCramer: Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat.
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@VaguelyFunnyDan: Need expensive surgery? Tell a surgeon you're auditioning a few before picking one. Have them do the surgery then say "OK I'll let you know"
@TravLeBlanc: I predict that Obama's next move is to threaten to hold his breath until Russia leaves the Crimea.
@LetMeStart: My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture.