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@shanethevein: " National No Bra Day"?
I say pics or it didn't happen day.
@Breadery: Her: If I get fat will you break up with me?
Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden.
@SuchaDumbWorld: No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us.
@TheOnion: Step down to the next rung of our ever-lowering journalistic standards.
@Nicoleroxxu: One more glass of wine and my "only a lesbian from the waist up" rule is about to go out the window.
@Ty_Schutz: I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership.