@SteveSuckington: National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product.
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@painted_eel: *whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby
@UncleDuke1969: Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD! Mr. Potato Head: What? Mrs. PH: Your browser history. Mr. PH: I can explain! Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?