@SteveSuckington: National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product.
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@robfee: Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
@ojedge: Mobster: [tying a cinder block to my ankles] "You're gonna be sleeping with the fishes…" Me: "Umm, it's 'fish'." M: "This. This is why."
@LibelousLurker: My kids can't play at your house because they might begin to think laundry doesn't live on the couch.