@SteveSuckington: National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product.
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@WilliamAder: I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!
@sammyrhodes: Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
@Reverend_Scott: Sorry I said, "Whoa, hope he's good at math." when you showed me your kid's finger painting.