@robdelaney: Need special medicine for our son’s kidneys but we can’t afford it because we bought printer ink last week :(
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@bggas400: You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows.
@PaperWash: Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp. -Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!
@ehdannyboy: I was running for a bus but I just missed it and had to pretend i didn't want it in the first place so kept running now I'm in Belgium
@jsam1126: A guy on the street just said "nice feet" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?