@Whitnuts: Negative pregnancy tests, because everyone loves good news on a stick
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@VoNwosu: When people complain that all Cristiano Ronaldo does is score goals, I don't understand. What do you want him to do? Fry yam?
@shawnspree: To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap
@OkieGirl405: 95% of your time as a parent is spent trying to figure out who broke it, who stole it and who ate it
@amishschool: A political analyst said we can defeat ISIS by "crippling them financially" so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods.