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@ruinedpicnic: Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car?
[presses key button]
[tiny orange light flashes on the moon]
god dammit

Neil Armstrong: now where did I park my car?
[presses key button]
[tiny orange light flashes on the moon]
god dammit

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