@bazecraze: Neil Patrick Harris couldn't host a tapeworm without a musical number. #Emmys
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@markhoppus: I need a keyboard shortcut for "sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."
@StevenAndrais: Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*
@prontopup: What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.