@jenlaw_11: Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked "I haven't seen it" but I have. I have seen it. A lot.
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@MableGertrude: Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks.
@simoncholland: If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
@tayandmae: I may not look good naked, but I'm a beautiful person on the insi.... Hahahaha just kidding I look great naked
@robwhisman: [swipes debit card] *would you like cash back?* yes [gazes at photo in wallet of steve jobs johnny cash & bob hope, whispers] yes i would