@BruceForce: Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'
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@perhapssomeday: No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language.
@ChillE_ConCarne: When my child is born I'll paint flames on him so when I stand with the other parents at the nursery I can say "Thats my son. The fast one."
@TVsCarlKinsella: ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING. SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save- ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid.
@McCutty1: *Rains pennies from heaven* *coins decimate the land [terrified scream] 'CHANGE IS IN THE AIR!'