@SaraMansford: Never date a chemist, they seduce you with their magnetism, only call you periodically, then one day: Boom! They Argon.
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@MelvinofYork: Well hello, "Party-Size" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests.
@AndrewNadeau0: WRITER: It's a kids movie about a woman trying to kill & skin a puppy. PRODUCER: That's horrific! W: What if it was 101 puppies? P:…Go on
@iamdevloper: "If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened". This was a choice made.
@shanethevein: I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes.