@TheAlexP: Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary.
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@cwhudson: BARTENDER: okay man, here's your appletini MAN: [upset] this isn't what i ordered BARTENDER: i'm sorry? MAN: why isn't it a tiny apple
@badbanana: I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.