@MandiAtRandom: "Never go to bed angry" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting
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@juliussharpe: I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking.
@david8hughes: To the guy who just sent me a Snapchat of him putting his ketchup in the refrigerator, well done. You've made a powerful enemy.