@torrami: Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun.
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@cjwerleman: Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving.
@therealeatwood: “I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman.” — Martin Luthor King
@ehdannyboy: "Better out than in," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon.