@IGotsSmarts: Never mess with a drunken pig.
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@mikeleffingwell: When people argue about sports and one says "Care to make it interesting" I assume they're going to start talking about something else.
@SardonicTart: I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.
@TeaPartyCat: Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.