@GregDunbar1: Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
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@mommywhines: It's so adorable when girls are scared to eat in front of a guy. I'll eat both your plates. Probably even the guy.
@AndyAsAdjective: A lot of people ask me "why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"
@RandiLawson: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Yes I remain sweet & quiet but on the inside I'm composing a strongly worded email
@thedailymarker: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt.