@GregDunbar1: Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
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@007Rex_Inc: *Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work
@ShortSleeveSuit: [at Starbucks] Barista: Coffee? Me: Yes, a medium please Coffee: I'm strongly sensing the presence of your great grand aunt Lucille
@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.