@zachheltzel: Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it.
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@iliezabeth: ME: can u pick me up in ur claws DRAGON: go AWAY dammit ME: can u just put me in ur mouth pls—I wanna look out from ur teeth like im in jail