@DaddyJew: Never trust a vegetarian who eats animal crackers
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@AristotlesNZ: Turns out exposing yourself to different cultures just gets you arrested in multiple countries.
@salamingia: I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear.
@nealbrennan: "Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?" "No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."