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@NamestartswithZ: ME IN 2010: My prospects for the future are bright and I am focused on them ME IN 2017: I'm going to tweet about a raccoon who outwits me
@abysmalkittybee: I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems.