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@ilovepie84: If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified
@ilovepie84: I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures.
@fro_vo: "Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?" "No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..." *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*
@Cherbearxo: Apparently it's okay for the office to have "casual Friday's," but "nudist Tuesday's" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me.