@BadLuckBrian_18: New Year's resolution is to stop drinking. Dies of thirst.
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@robfee: Hi I’m an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.
@briangaar: I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games