@BadLuckBrian_18: New Year's resolution is to stop drinking. Dies of thirst.
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@_NTFG_: A News Reporter just described someone as "Healthy as a Bus". Yeah....I don't know either.
@Reverend_Scott: Before you reply to a tweet, take a deep breath. Now hold it. Hold it... Hold it.... Hold it... Keep holding it... Die.
@IngestMyBabies: If a cop tazed me and then yelled "Raiden Wins!"... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him.
@Bearslietoo: Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it "resisting arrest."