@bobbiejo448: News reports 5hr Energy may be linked to death. Don't know if it's an advertising gimmick or not but I bought a bunch to gift, just in case.
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@OutOnTheMoors: A CW pronounces both "r"s in February, both "d"s in Wednesday and has just told me the "correct" way to say segue. Please send weapons.
@TheKegKiller: Me: You can't arrest me. I have to run a marathon today. Cop: Stop playing the race card.
@glenna_opt: we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it
@Ameiam: They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone.