@KalvinMacleod: ME: A bag of my favorite peanuts has gone missing.
LIAM NEESON: How did you get this number?
@david8hughes: Friend: my wife & I had our son very young
Me: so did we, he was just a baby
@NakedHangover: I'm not saying delivering a baby is easy, but I'm pretty sure all I need is a box, some tape, and a stamp.
@MikeCanRant: People wont mess with you if you eat a cup of yogurt and then smash it on your forehead because youre tough and have healthy bowel movements
@Birdhumms: Was invited into a group DM called procrastinators, it's been two weeks I'm still waiting to be added....
*my kind of people
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