@pradogod: Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta.
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@VodkaShorebird: A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces "coyote".
@joshgondelman: Life Hack: In any hipster coffee shop, say "You haven't seen The Wire?" and in the ensuing commotion, leave without paying.
@plank_sinatra: What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed