@pradogod: Nicholas Cage was only good in FaceOff because he was played by John Travolta.
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@Michael1979: Don't know how to delete tweets so please just disregard the one earlier in which I claimed to have "definitely broken the world land speed record" by running very fast down the hill near my house. I have since looked it up and I accept that I underestimated the current record
@3sunzzz: [God creating penguins] I want a bird that doesn't fly but loves to swim, and make sure you dress it classy AF.
@GrantTanaka: [cuddling w/ 5 yr old son] I hope he wants to do this forever [25 yrs later] this has lost its charm