@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.
@ShalyahEvans: Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill
@DanMentos: "You've reached 911"
Knock knock
"Sir ple-"
Knock knock
"This is not-"
Knock knock
"ok, who's there?"
Ben
"Ben who"
Ben shot real bad
"NICE"
@JayCee302: A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it
Wait couldn't I just put the che
Mother of god
@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know
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