@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.

@ShalyahEvans: Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill

@DanMentos: "You've reached 911" Knock knock "Sir ple-" Knock knock "This is not-" Knock knock "ok, who's there?" Ben "Ben who" Ben shot real bad "NICE"

@JayCee302: A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god

@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know