@caseytduncan: Nine out of ten people aren't the tenth person.
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@LostAtCollege: Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: “sure” -sent from my iPhone
@ElliotHetherton: [Funeral] He died doing what he loved; throwing rocks at bears and saying "it's fine, they're way more scared of us than we are of them"
@goolicker: There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer.