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-An A to Z guide to parenting.
@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...
@TheGayFlash: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower.
@crabgirl_: The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before.
@UnicornSyrup: To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the "tasty" box.
@michaeljhudson: I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history.