@novicefather: No Carl, I said "lick her" not wicker. Put the patio furniture away.
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@BlondAmbitionTO: If you say "anyways" instead of "anyway," that's alls I needs to knows abouts yous.
@marebytes: Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe I won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.
@jwoodham: Hey, Edgar Allen, go ahead and Poe me up another drink! Don't tell me to be quiet, lady! Why are there so many books in this bar?
@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.