@tumblrstorytime: no chill in the bubble kingdom
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@VintageBabe1212: Decided to stop partying at friends houses who have toddlers... Those childproof bathroom doorknobs are absolutely hell to open while drunk.
@iRowlf: I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells "Why you little!!!!!"
@jimmytorosian: I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something.
@partlyfunny: If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.