@bazecraze: "No. Delete it." -Mona Lisa
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@MarfSalvador: Him: This is the best sand castle I've ever built! Her: We're gonna die in this desert aren't we?
@minealone6: Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin