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@bazecraze: "No. Delete it." -Mona Lisa
@Girliegurll: Always trust your dog's first impression of someone.
@Mr_Kapowski: Betsy Ross: "Let's put some happy little stars in a circle on the flag"
Many years later, an heir of hers, Bob, would say something similar
@TwatWaffler69: I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children.
@birbigs: Spent the entire day milking a single almond.
@itchyturtle: Rent boat. Go out to sea. Find sperm whale. Tell him he's called sperm whale. Console sperm whale. Have fun with new whale best friend.