@jake_likes_naps: [astronaut test]
Before you begin, questions?
[hand raised]
"Is it true the moon is cheese?"
Are you that damn mouse again?
[mouse runs out]
@GrantTanaka: me: [banging head on wall]
wife: honey is something wrong
me: [sobbing] I'M A SHITTY WOODPECKER
@Brianhopecomedy: I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager.
@Ygrene: yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the jerk who went speeding past you pulled over by a cop like one mile down the road
@josh___grant: My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists.
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