@danjan13: No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket.
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@Ristolable: He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor
@AsgardianRose: Her: We had the baby! She is 7lbs 3oz, born at 9:08am. We'll be naming her tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow is a terrible name for a baby, tbh.
@jjhartinger: Some of you are acting like you got off a flight from Australia instead of losing one hour.