@danjan13: No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket.
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@TheBosha: Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.
@Quartzjixler: I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car.
@AristotlesNZ: I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.