@ninjadinosaur1: No, I don't want to hang out at your house. Your pot to snacks ratio is all off.
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@tealbluejay: Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus.
@brookeisgolden: An underage sweater walks into a bar for the third time. The bartender says, "I'm gonna need to see your cardigan."
@trevso_electric: If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder.