@ninjadinosaur1: No, I don't want to hang out at your house. Your pot to snacks ratio is all off.
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@robfee: I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@Matt_The_1st: "Dad, these glasses make everything look much bigger!" *Snatches glass and hands to my wife