@Contwixt: No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent.
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@Smug_Lemur: God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money.
@Midgetspar: I received a basketball in the mail from Amazon. I haven't played basketball in 20 years but apparently drunk me thinks I'm Michael Jordan.