@Contwixt: No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers.
@rolldiggity: The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to order a "Worst Trophy Shop" trophy and then never pick it up.
@AllieGoertz: I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, "I work at Cheesecake Factory"
@StinkyGr33n: I'm just saying, instead of calling it a "mule", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey.