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@: a:2:{i:0;a:5:{s:4:"user";s:8:"kelkulus";s:5:"image";s:90:"http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/3278807262/1fcf70b5a66e936d490699028532762d_bigger.jpeg";s:6:"id_str";s:18:"342742216311185409";s:7:"retweet";s:3:"113";s:5:"tweet";s:112:"No, I will not bring my pet snake to your gluten-free BBQ. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.";}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}

No, I will not bring my pet snake to your gluten-free BBQ. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

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