@LittleMissZesty: No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.
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@mattgallo123: This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions.
@AskBellaWagner: When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?" so we can both sound useless.
@envydatropic: They say all dogs eventually look like their owners........that's unfortunate for your dog