@LittleMissZesty: No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.
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@mommy_cusses: She was murdered by the toddler. In the bathroom. With his hundredth question. -Parent version of Clue
@RappaRick: Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms --Popeye's gym schedule
@envydatropic: When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?" it's a rhetorical question I know this now