@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
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@markydoodoo: I just saw a girl running without headphones and I feel I should call the police. She might be in trouble.
@Crutnacker: Obama: The Galaxy Note 7 wasn't recalled because it was too secure. Biden: Just let him enjoy my gift, Barack.