@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
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@_ElvishPresley_: ME: sure, but how often do you come across a good peephole? HER: I asked if you were a "people" person ME: ohhh...definitely not
@Tylerosis: Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.
@aveuaskew: Witnessing a person attempt to use a word that is beyond their comprehension is like watching a dog eat a bee.