@Phook75: No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately
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@Crunch11b: Every time someone says, "at least it's a dry heat," I want to stab them with a box cutter. *at least it's a short knife.
@briangaar: At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers
@WheelTod: [Office] *Dolphin accidentally dials fax number Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'm free tonight
@jwoodham: Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President.