@Phook75: No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately
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@UnFitz: We're at the top of the food chain, but let's not be too full of ourselves. After all, some of us can be felled by a single peanut.
@dave_cactus: [Grade 6] TEACHER: You can't end a sentence with a preposition. ME: You just did. TEACHER: What? ME: Ended a sentence with "a preposition."
@juliussharpe: I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking.
@FrenulumBreve: PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?