@Phook75: No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately
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@steveolivas: I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around this much "awesome" in a standard-sized body.
@Midgetspar: Teleportation seems like an awesome idea until Creepy Stan from down the street is suddenly washing your back in the shower.
@hunz74: I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership.
@AimeeHelene1: Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?