@RocketRankoon: No mister movie ticket guy that's not a bag of cheetos in my jacket that's my enlarged heart for the love of cinema
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@joeldanger: Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.
@MummaCrazy: "Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.." [rubs up against your leg] "that's better" -cats
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."