@internetluke: "No, no. No! NO!" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing
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@4handfuls: Spending the weekend installing toothpaste-colored carpet since my 3 yr old insists on brushing his teeth while walking around the house...
@Henry_3k: You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to "sit".
@Sarcasmo718: Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest.
@abhorrent_wife: I just apologized for sending someone a text using shouty font because I couldn't remember the term "all caps".