@internetluke: "No, no. No! NO!" - guy who invented black ski masks after people started using them for robbing
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@OldSpookMan: A homeless guy asked me "would you give me $5 for a sandwich?" I said "I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."
@bossy_bootz: I notice you only call when you want something Person calling: ma'am your bill is 90 days past due
@WheelTod: Remember kids -- it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph.
@MindyFurano: if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to