@blaha_Who: No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here.
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@matt___nelson: Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: "Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner" *centipede walks in* "You've got to be kiddin me"
@RidiculousSheri: I know you're the instructor but I've seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
@JasonLastname: Target can refuse you a job, but they can't stop you from asking the guests in dressing rooms if everything's fitting ok