@KentWGraham: No one has stolen my lunch at work since I started labeling it “Stool Sample.”
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@saucy_peaches: HR writing an email saying I'm a naughty girl is not an acceptable excuse to not take awareness training... Apparently
@dafloydsta: [couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh* It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen
@Marcmywords2: You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over.