@KentWGraham: No one has stolen my lunch at work since I started labeling it “Stool Sample.”
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@WilliamAder: If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back.
@therepoguy: Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves.
@dmc1138: I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet.