@dshack8: No one is more productive than a guy who's been laying on the couch for two hours and suddenly realizes his wife will be home in 5 minutes.
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@behindyourback: I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use "sliced bread" as our basis for great inventions.
@Swishergirl24: My husband picks fights with me like he doesn't even value half of all his assets.
@Elizasoul80: My son just said "I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry" and I've never understood him better.
@DannyZuker: Bet they weed out lots of people at big city detective school in the jump off building/land on roof of another building class.