@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
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@anerdonfire2: The good news: She actually gave me her number The bad news: She asked for it back after I fell and tripped into a plant walking away
@Connan22: I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get.
@dumbbeezie: I would watch the Bachelor if everyone who doesn’t get a rose gets thrown into a volcano
@Jerrypleasure: [Restaurant] Date: I like guys who plan ahead Me: If you die early, I'll marry my ex