@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
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@beeftweets: I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better.
@liv_thatsme: As a kid, I refused to sing "rain rain go away" because I thought God would punish us with an apocalyptic drought,so no, I'm not easy-going.
@baeblacksheep: I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends.